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Human torch

A red hair person who usually is annoying but sometimes nice. Human torches usually have bad tempers.
by AnnNif udj November 27, 2011
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Human Suitcase

A midget on rollerskates wearing all your clothes while pulled by a string.
I saw my first human suitcase at the airport
by jasonswestern March 1, 2011
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Human Suitcase

According to 'SNL' a Human Suitcase is where you take a midget on roller skates and have him/her put on all your clothes then pull them thru an airport.
For Valentines day Sepfon recommends getting your sweetheart some human suitcases
by Strik9 March 1, 2011
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human suitcase

when a midget on roller skates wheres all of your clothes, and then you pull them through an airport.

(taken from snl)
Would being a human suitcase be embarrassing or fun? or both?
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Human Suitcase

It's that thing, of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
They made me check my human suitcase cause there was no room in the overhead bins.
by jmreno March 13, 2011
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Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.
"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.
by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 18, 2011
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human zit

A time after a sports game or assembly at school where there are hundreds of people attempting to all leave through one exit causing a build up of people that slowly squeezes out of the building much like a zit.
Matt: Why do we have to have these stupid assemblies about Obama. he isn't doing anything special, he's just a president that happens to be black.

Marissa: I know but as horrible as it was, it was nothing compared to the human zit afterwards.
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