I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify humans and I realized that humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but humans do not. Humans move to an area and humans multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way humans can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus.
"Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." - Agent Smith, The Matrix
by al3x_zaytev November 19, 2017
Get the Humanmug. A sexual experiment gone terribly right, the human centipede sandwich is done when performing a 69 in a stacked up three-way
"Bro I heard Hannahs a freaky, like three way freaky"
"Damn wouldn't see that in her"
"Dude rumor is she got stacked up with a friend to 69 in a human centipede sandwich"
"Let's get HER number!"
"Damn wouldn't see that in her"
"Dude rumor is she got stacked up with a friend to 69 in a human centipede sandwich"
"Let's get HER number!"
by get arrested May 9, 2016
Get the Human Centipede Sandwichmug. Well, it’s when someone does nothing good, and is only frowned upon, I guess. I mean it’s self explanatory, you silly geese.
by Pastahat December 23, 2017
Get the waste of human spacemug. When 5 or more men of different races cum in a jar and then inject the semen into the a female's pussy, thus not knowing who is the father and race.
by wakeup_julian September 24, 2020
Get the human roulettemug. What kind of world would it be if it was okay with everybody for a guy to walk up to a female and punch her in the face, without restraint, thought, or remorse, no matter what she did to him? People should absolutely be allowed to do anything they want to, but without consequences, without limits to behavior, without any checks or balances, without cops, without jails, without laws, human weakness would prevail. Human weakness can also prevail with excessive laws and limitations and excessive policing. Anything done to excess keeps things out of balance.
It's not doing anything they want to that a lot people don't like or agree with, it's facing the consequences of every action that they tend to be wary of, and with a lot of people, knowing they can go to jail over something they wanted to do, but did not get away with keeps them from doing it. Human weakness would plaque everything if there was only limitless actions, but not limitless consequences that went with it.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
Get the Human weaknessmug. by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025
Get the Humanmug. girl who likes to drink and party and has a lot of friends on myspace, she meets all the people she parties with on myspace
by Randomstrangerman March 7, 2010
Get the The Human Robotmug.