Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.

"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 18, 2011

human zit

A time after a sports game or assembly at school where there are hundreds of people attempting to all leave through one exit causing a build up of people that slowly squeezes out of the building much like a zit.

Matt: Why do we have to have these stupid assemblies about Obama. he isn't doing anything special, he's just a president that happens to be black.

Marissa: I know but as horrible as it was, it was nothing compared to the human zit afterwards.

by john petrovskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii June 21, 2011

Human life

I mean... You had a lot more to say about the plagiarism. I don't know what to tell you.

Hym "In the context of my current situation I'm not all that fond of human life right now... I mean, you're supposed to be the good one."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

planet humans

Countryhumans , but instead of having humans with country spherical flags as their head , you got humans with planet heads ! . . Yeah .

“ I love earth from planet humans ! “
“ Bro , I only know countryhumans . “

by heartlandhorse February 23, 2023

human lawnmower

You are a a fucking cow if your called this, I feel sorry if your called this.

YOU SHITTY HUMAN LAWNMOWER!!

by anonymous February 24, 2023

human lawnmower

You are a fucking cow if your called this.

YOU ARE A FUCKING HUMAN LAWNMOWER!!

by anonymous February 24, 2023

filler human being

People who are just there to fill the spot and someone that no one really cares about. Do you know what i mean?

Some people aren't destined for greatness. You'r a filler human being.

by babyyoyo23 February 28, 2023