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Free Range Human

A person able to move their limbs freely, to walk about their beloved cities, towns, beaches and parks. A person looking forward to same, if and when the coronavirus pandemic ends.
After days of forced isolation in his minuscule New York apartment, able to touch all four walls at once, he yearned to open the door, to hit the street, to walk, to run, to be a free range human.
by Monkey's Dad March 20, 2020
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Country Humans

A internet thing where drawn humans with a flag on their face act gay AF.
Person 1: I like Country Humans
Person 2: no
by saying daddy is gay October 6, 2021
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human primate

Used to refer to people who have the lowest level of awareness of other living beings' welfare, physical and mental, especially animals; including those who exploit animals for their own gains. This word emphasizes how fundamentally connected humans and animals are via the same scientifically defined primate family, in terms of desires (e.g. for freedom, joy) and experience of physical and mental/emotional pain. This is NOT a racial term but rather a counterargument to Speciesism.
Animal abusers are examples of human primates.
by POILKEDS February 8, 2021
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humanity

humanity was a mistake
1.humanity was a mistake
by j3mas2264 May 7, 2020
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human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more
I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023
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Human Torpedo

When a person playing basketball shoots up to the rim in a complete pencil like shape with the ball in two hands above their head with their arms fully extended. The person does not change position in mid air until the dunk is completed and both feet have landed on the ground. The Human Torpedo can be used to achieve a "Master Eng" which is a different term.
"He just did a human torpedo!"
by Motion Wawa December 18, 2012
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Human Pinata

A human pinata is like a regular pinata except instead of bashing a nonliving pinata with a stick, you bash a human with a stick over and over again. Just like when candy pops out, you succeed by making guts and blood pop out. If the human dies, you know you did it correctly.
Viva de Human Pinata! Yay!!!
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