Tyson five round

To poop at such an angle that the turds hit your scrotum. Such as when a boxer hits a speed bag.

"Damn bro, I was taking a dump when that plane was in a vertical dive and it made me do a tyson five round!"

by 2ShadesOfNas-T March 28, 2012

Morning Five

1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.

2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.

I started my day with my normal Morning Five.

I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.

by MonolithicNerd April 17, 2012

Spocked Five

A Canadian $5 bill that has had Wilfrid Laurier modified to resemble Spock from Star Trek.

Kevin handed the cashier a Spocked Five, uncertain if it would be accepted.

by daverd2 December 15, 2012

Mid five

When two people are dancing and person A backs dat ass up into person B's frontside while touching the floor, and person B places his/her hand, five-finger spread, on person A's lower back. He then uses his opposite hand to high five his friend that is also mid-fiving another subject.

TP: "Yo C, we pulled an epic Mid Five on those hoes on the dance floor."
C: "Hell yea dude, they definitely want to take us home tonight."

by TPK12; June 21, 2013

tie five

A symbol of celebration, used to express excitement, when two participants in a game receive the same score or end result. Similar to a high five.

Jimmy and Joe both received 95% on the test and celebrated with a tie five.

by buckeye09 September 1, 2013

brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping

"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"

by BL00DY R4331T April 25, 2016

Sly-five

Semen spit into a blowjob giver's hand and used to high five the blowjob receiver. To be used when blow job receiver refuses to kiss blowjob giver because his splooge was in his partner's mouth.

My boyfriend refuses to kiss me after I give him blowjobs, so the other day I gave him a sly-five.

by Glockstar April 28, 2016