Ethan

Ethan is usually a tall, dirty-blonde man who has a penis the size of a lamp. He can get with any girl..... and guy. He plays sports and usually is starting on every team and is in the NBA, NFL, NHL, and the MLB.
Guy1: That guy looks like an Ethan! You can see it through his pants!
Guy2: Your right! He's packing!
by EthanLover123 January 25, 2021
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Wow that must be ethan because he is going down on that guy.
by Continental Nova February 05, 2019
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"Ethan, the throat goat."
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Ethan can be nice but he is so annoying and stupid. He can be a retard sometimes and is very short. He usually has curly hair and is a little obese.
Have you heard of the obese kid Ethan?
by rolly5122 April 26, 2022
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A short male who always wears a pink beanie and has a slightly off-putting man bun.
Person 1: Goddamn that’s a sick man bun
Person 2: hair
Person 3: he’s short too
Person 4: he must be an Ethan.
by suckmycaca69 November 23, 2021
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Ethan someone who ignores you and leaves you on open and who will not join a face time call because he’s doing “homework
Ethan can you FaceTime

Him- no doing “homework
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Ethan is the sort of person you never want to leave. He's sweet, funny, caring, bubbly, smart, good at leadership and you always have the best time with him. There isn't a person in the world you wouldn't want to be with more
"Man I had the best time with Ethan last night"
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