ethan

sexy blonde handsome man dude with such great abs and big muscles yeehaw boy loves him!

omg look its a ethan
BLONDE DUDE

by klappsmurfs October 15, 2025

Ethan Carter

Ethan is the type of guy with a extremely small penis but huge titties that sag on the floor, not the smartest and always masturbates to strange things when horny, does not regularly walk or stand up, and has subpar vision.

“That guys an Ethan Carter for sure”

by Zabybabys June 17, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is always the one to miss the hole then it would slip down then give her anal and when he tries to have sex his dick doesn’t fit

Ethan is always the one to miss the hole then it would slip down then give her anal and when he tries to have sex his dick doesn’t fit

by Alazay November 5, 2019

Ethan

A neeky yute who likes to smoke tea bags

oh look, there goes ethan the dirty guy

by cxdyy November 10, 2020

Ethan

A baddie
Very hot but slow as hell
Lazy
Funny

Cool kid: Have you met Ethan?

Loser: no who is Ethan

Cool kid: the realest og

by No it’s not November 30, 2021

Ethan

a lil whore who is gay and nice at the same time

“man stop being a lil ethan”
“sorry man it’s not my fault i’m gay”
“you’re just so nice”

by lil big ho September 2, 2019

Ethan

The happiest and most loving guy you can ever meet,
He's always ready to make new friends and is always loyal and protective. He goes through alot of pain which no one knows about and nevers tells anyone.

Ask him how he feels, contact him first and you will have his friendship for life. He's really good looking when you see him through the right angle, and he only cares about others

"Ethan is so nice he's always there for you"

by anonymous April 6, 2024