Rewriting the Tax Code

Taking a long shit/pooping

“We gotta wait for him to come out of the bathroom, he’s rewriting the tax code in there”

by Hay19881 March 17, 2024

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Code

The code to something

Hey man, the code for the safe is "0CLP49M"

by adoudede March 30, 2024

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Vanessa Code

Like girl and bro code.

Vanessa Code is when you tell your friend named vanessa any important information that would benefit her.

Friend: I’m not going to tell you. You have to find out yourself

Vanessa: Haven’t you heard of Vanessa code. When you tell your friend named vanessa any information that would benefit her.

by poppyseedjane March 31, 2024

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Code Darius

When a kid is missing, like a Code Adam, but it turns out they were actually just hiding.

Code Darius is over! We found him hiding under the table!

by anonymous October 29, 2025

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A "developer" who builds entire "apps" by dragging boxes around a screen and calling it innovation. They brag about "streamlining business processes" while secretly breaking every best practice known to software engineering. Usually found in corporate IT departments preaching "citizen development" as they drown in spaghetti workflows and performance issues they can’t debug.

Chad from accounting just built a 'fully automated inventory workflow' in or ERP, now it crashes if you type a lowercase 'e'. Classic Low-Code Low-Life move.

by Jg eazy November 5, 2025

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