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chode

A man of great magnitude with a very fat dick that is wider than it is long

dimensions e.g. (width 10" length 2")
person 1: i heard adem has a fat chode
person 2: i heard some call him jizzychodemeister6969!
by 419nigerianprinceEA November 12, 2019
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Chode Butter

Used to describe the diary derived spreadable fat compound found within most refrigerators. In the Midwest and East coast it is more commonly shaped into thin and long stick that measures to a half cup when liquified. Chode butter is found from the Rocky Mountains to the west coast. Unlike its midwestern counterpart, the shape of Chode Butter is unique because it is shorter and thicker while retaining the same half cup measurement. While locally they are known as “stubbies”, Chode butter is used the term by eastern transplants and objectively the better term.

(Pronounced: Ch-oh-d But-er) (Noun) (origin: English-midwestern USA transplant).
Person A (midwestern) : Hey I’m about to do some baking do you have any sticks of butter?

Person B (Pacific Northwestern): “no but we have this” *presents Chode Butter*
A: “…. wtf , your butter is weird”
B: we’re in Denver, that’s just how butter looks here, we call them stubbies.”
A: “that is Chode Butter. In Chicago we have thinner and longer sticks.”

B: “stick size doesn’t matter, besides it’s the same 1/2 cup amount and doesn’t taste different
A: “did you just make a size doesn’t matter joke about chode butter?”
B: “just use the chode butter!”

A: *uses chode butter*
by Rev. Evergreen Woods April 17, 2025
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Chode

Something that is wider then its own length.
Marshall Lea's dick is a chode
by juicey man May 10, 2019
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chode supreme

"Astrologies," THE chode supreme.
"Somebody told me that Astrologies guy is the chode supreme, like, father of all chodes. The most chode ever."

"Nobody else holds the title for chode supreme quite like Astrologies does."
by hvrns May 7, 2021
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Bullit Chode

A fat man that is fater than they are taller
hey, liam you bullit chode!!
by DiRtY HaRrY DaRtFoRd May 8, 2008
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Chode

A penis which is larger in width than in length, often found on men with the name or Jonathon or jono.
Often these men named jono or Jonathon are named with the word chode after their full names.
E.g jono chode or did you see ‘Jonathon chodey the other night
by Cymrushagger September 18, 2018
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Chode Butter

the act of buttering up one's chode with lubricant or butter, which is more convienant, and the other male of female partner stroking it.
Hey Tom, how was the chode butter last night?

Tom: It was great, Darius stroked it well.
by pablopooop January 8, 2016
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