Break decking is when you break dance on your dick with all of your weight on it till it snaps in half and a girl sucks on the detached part of the dick
by Big Dickerson March 20, 2022

You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.
Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?
Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.
Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.
Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.
Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.
by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019

A much needed break or vacation for all Moms … even us wonderful SuperMoms need a break from the hubby and kids … and work and laundry and grocery-hell and discipline and cleaning and dusting and yelling and dealing with homework and grades and …
All you Moms out there … you KNOW what I’m saying! :)
All you Moms out there … you KNOW what I’m saying! :)
Amy: Colleen, it is time to grab the tolerance juice & plan our Mom Break!!! We are in desperate need!!!
Colleen: Hell, yeah! Talk about being exhaustipated! Mom Break 2010!
Tony: PLEASE go … you need a cure for your Bitchassness!
Colleen: Hell, yeah! Talk about being exhaustipated! Mom Break 2010!
Tony: PLEASE go … you need a cure for your Bitchassness!
by The Brown Girls May 7, 2010

A more popular thing to do on TV than saying what was really going through your mind at the time to make yourself sound more human to your audience.
Armed Civilian- I knew if I said I shot that no good, thieving, bluegum nigger for being in the wrong place at the right time on TV that I would get beat up or possibly killed (or stabbed in such a way that it wasn't fatal) as soon as I got back to my jail cell so I said I thought he was robbing the empty house at the construction site down the street and planned on breaking down and crying nstead, that seemed like a smarter, more humane thing to do to me (even though my humane side wasn't there with me that day, my racist alter ego was the only one home).
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by Dotty November 23, 2016
