Brandon

He is a weirdo at all times and he is obese af!!!! every person addresses him as the ugly brandon he is always ejaculating and disrespecting people and cant fight he got beat up by a fat person and hes changing schools for special people like him!!!

Girl: Brandon just posted on his story
bop: oh u mean ugly brandon😂😂

by Popthatdoor June 9, 2024

Brandon

Bitches who fall for girls usually named Taylor, Ashleigh, Kaitlyn, Grace, Abby or Emma.

estas: look it’s brandon!
nana: omg is he falling for them again?
estas: oh no....

by bobthebuilderlovesyou October 27, 2019

brandon and cody

Nanny… are Brandon and Cody wrong? ANSWER: NO

Are Brandon and Cody wrong?

No… stop asking!

by Base222 April 23, 2022

Brandon

A chopped kid who thinks they are miles morales also they are chopped and think they looked good

Look over there is Brandon he's so choppedddddddddddd

by olahcommoestas February 6, 2025

Brandon

Brandon has a massive corey and would destroy any pussay that he comes in close contact to

Have you seen Brandon’s big corey

by BrandysBigCorey November 23, 2021

Brandon

The purest, most condensed, the epitome, the heart, the soul, the very definition of the godless concept known as "The Rizzer"

Vivick: Brandon got his rizz all over me
Brandon: Sorry, I rizzed too hard
Anh: It's edible

by AsianFetus January 26, 2023

Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is Brandon sauce on Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is made from Brandon's sperm, Brandon's poo, and Brandon's blessing
mix in a cup then pour into a bowl once brownie like substance, add 3/4 tsp of soy sauce, add 720g of salt, and add 1280lbs of sugar.
Place the substance into a Pot and heat at 720 degrees for 73 minutes and 12 seconds.
stir the substance every 11 minutes for 17 seconds.
once done

BOOM

Brandon sauce

dang that Brandon Sauce tastes so skibidi

by Hairy Curly Pubes August 1, 2024