When Brandon Colón goes to a foreign country, restaurant, bar or nightlife establishment and proceeds to rape and pillage locals
by BigBadBillClinton April 02, 2019
A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.
by bobob88888888 February 08, 2024
by Basstovsky August 01, 2024
A Tall, blonde twink who is obsessed with your mom jokes and Pharah from Overwatch. Thinks he's a celebrity when he really is not haha.
by BlizzyTurtleLibra May 10, 2023
an idiot that can't grow a beard
Brandon Zachary can't grow a beard. What an idiot
by LillieGazillie November 15, 2021
He’s a really good friend. Brandon is really active and crazy in the best way possible. Even though he’s struggling through hardships, he still makes time for his friends. He knows how to make everyone laugh and have a good time. He’ll stay by your side his whole life.
Brandon Jacobson is a really funny person!
by Hello… July 23, 2021
Man with great taste of women, respects them 110% of the time, loves cracking open cold ones with the boys, meme master, ladies love wasting his time for a few months then leave and don’t say anything. Also has a big dick
by Harambe42069 October 09, 2017