Beer Gods

is the act of telling cops to hide the real identity of your buyer

(Cop)"son where did you get the beer?" (underage individual)"i got it from the beer gods!!!

by Chass25 December 9, 2011

Beer Period

When a female, or male, has had too much to drink and thinks it is ok to get pissed off at everything and everyone just because there is alcohol in their system.

inspired by "The Departed"

ME: "Dude, how come your old lady is actin a fool?"
YOU: "She's just had a little too much to drink."
ME: "Oh, what is it, her Beer Period?"

by Kurty Flow February 26, 2011

football beer

Any beer that is advertised during a football game, ie, mass produced American swill.

Get me a nice microbrew, I'm tired of football beer!

by Call_Me_Red April 23, 2011

rove beer

A road beer, fully consumed, then thrown out the window and rolling down the hillside randomly. See also road beer.

Brian: Man, that road beer was delicious. (Proceeds to throw out the window)

Hayley: Your road beer just became a rove beer.

Brian: Yes, I am ready for another.

by hayley s. April 10, 2010

beer dick

Some say a mythical creature that haunts ladies of the night with his "beer" smelling genitalia. Others say just an everyday man who cannot stop pouring beer on his dick.

Eg. Lady of the night says " Last night that guy with the beer dick really made my pussy stink!"

by Beer Dick Lover July 29, 2012

blue beers

Millwaukee's Best Lite ,AKA The Beast

Oh shit, We're out of Blue beers.

by mackdaddyga November 2, 2006

Beer Dong

When a girl takes a nice beer bong, but the guy holds it between his legs and then slaps her face with it a little when she's done.

She was pissed, she didn't know it was gonna be a beer dong.

by ScoopyBoots August 9, 2009