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National Asian Friend day

March 11th- A day where you celebrate your Asian friends and appreciate them. Best done in an interacial friendship.
Tommy bought Lee loads of pot noodles in celebration of National Asian friend day.
by Zukosgf101 March 3, 2024
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Asian banger

A person male or female generally Caucasian but could be black or Hispanic, who hangs with Asians and tries to encompass themselves into their culture and ways . Not limited to Oriental Asian Pakistani or Indians and other brown Asians as well). Basically a poser who may be trying to get Asian p$ssy or fulfill their fantasies of being Asian.
That kid Alex has been dating this Pakistani girl for years now. He's just an Asian banger. Every FB post he's tagging along like a puppy to the bear ramen bar or Asian fusion restaurant . What a whipped poser!
by Grailed July 28, 2025
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Asian Half Hour

A unit of time used to measure the duration of a break when the true figure is unknown.
Person 1 - I'm going to go grab some of mama's home cooked lamb!

Person 2 - You know when your back?

Person 1 - Asian half hour...
by Honky Mofo April 13, 2011
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Ultra rare giant Asian cock

Yesterday I found the biggest ever Asian cock. It measured 8,32 cm, or 3,275 inches. It was really thin, but its the length that matters.
Dude!!! Thats the biggest ever asian cock i have ever seen!!! Its literally an Ultra rare giant Asian cock!
Yeah i know *cums everywhere*
by Big dikker January 15, 2024
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Asian trophy wife

A wife who meets the report card requirements of an Asian tiger mom in-law. While still human, an Asian trophy wife is valued for her degrees, academic credentials, and/or professional achievements. An Asian trophy wife’s personality, beauty, or goals in life are secondary. The more impressive the resume, the better the trophy.
“My mother in law only likes me because I have a PhD.”
“Oh, you mean you’re an Asian trophy wife!”
by 🙂🙃😬 February 21, 2023
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Free Asian

Slang term common amongst experimental “trap metal” artist meaning “federal agent”.
“So are you selling me this marijuana or not?”
ah hell nah you on some free asian shit. get the fuck out my whip”
by Akazit June 3, 2024
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Asianitis

Inflammation of the Asian

If you are Asian, you are probably Asianitic
Mohammed: Noor really couldn't read the texts in the book when the professor asked him today..

Ahmed: Yeah, just suffers from Asianitis
by Tito. November 23, 2021
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