pulp-wood

An extremely large turd..

whew man..i just took a dump ..it was a stick of pulp-wood..

by kobalt October 30, 2009

French Woods

When you are surrounded by french guys who all wanna give u a piece of that d***

I was part of an orgy and found myself in French Woods

by French Wood enthusiast November 21, 2018

ziplining wood

When you put floss down the urethra and thread it out your butthole.

"Hey Meg, do you wanna try ziplining wood later?"

by cubed March 21, 2023

matty woods

A big stinky ginger

That guy is pure matty woods

by 420blazeitcunt February 24, 2017

bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.

1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.

by PoehlerBehr September 04, 2018

george wood

A fat Mexican

George wood sniffs lees asshole

by Head mc daddy69 June 20, 2018

Natale Wood

In the auto and mortgage business, a deal that is never moving forward.

That deal is a Natale Wood...dead in the water.

by T.O. fo sho July 14, 2009