Bird on a Wire

Easy Shot

A bird on a Wire is an easy shot.

by PbOfOoo February 25, 2021

bird flu

when a man or lesbian is being driven crazy or sick by they're current or ex female partner (also known as a "bird" in the UK).

1st guy: Man did you hear about Andy's problems with his girl?
2nd guy: Yeah man, he's got bad bird flu.
OR
1st guy: Dude, did you hear about how Martin's ex has been treating him?
2nd guy: Yeah, it's so bad, he don't deserve it at all. She's being so childish! Mart's got 1st degree bird flu!

by A Man Scorned July 15, 2008

cat bird

A cat bird is a person that instigates violence. Cat birds attack other birds...food issues, turf issues etc. Deep south definition. I may be killed for this, but I'm a cat bird myself..

cat bird :My family is a bunch of catbirds...and we don't put up with stupid

by CRACKER3000 May 12, 2021

Dookie bird

Someone who is extremely annoying

Mrs. Basham gets on my nerves. She's such a dookie bird.

by Dookiebird April 13, 2021

Bird Missile

You know when you're driving at night and suddenly a small bird shoots through your headlights while it's wings are against its chest? Ya, that's a bird missile. Another case is when your curtains are closed and its bright out and suddenly you see a quick flash of something wizzing by the window. That's another case where the bird missile strikes again. Some say the Bird Missiles are secret being that if caught we can harvest their energy and use it to take over the world.

Friend1: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!
Friend2: What?
Friend1: That thing that just fucking shot in front of us!!
Friend2: Oh its just a bird missile. Leave it be.

by |DG| Cheese November 13, 2009

Bird Nesting

When a supposed friend (usually male) occupies the time and space of a "platonic" companion (usually female) with the intent of preventing them from engaging in relations with someone more deserving. The bird nester has been friend zoned--quietly rejecting the rejection; resulting in stealthy cock blocking techniques to buy them some time to win their friend over like a Hollywood rom-com.

"I can tell Alexis wants it soo bad,.. but she is dating Fatehbir."

"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"

by ElGato212 May 31, 2019

Bird Kid

Bird Kid

bird always going 2 clap u fam !!!!!!

add me garbage can (bird w keys) boi

Bird w keys your azz

Bird Kid - 2020

by y e z z i r February 10, 2020