Douche Waffle

The most nauseating of the douche population; a total loser, totally lame, commonly seen within a 20 mile radius of your local Waffle House.
That douche waffle made me so sick, or was it the Awful House meal I ate earlier?
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Douche Waffle

1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.

2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.
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Chicken and waffles

It's food invented by black people for black people and it's god tier food like you can't diss chicken and waffles
Jmad: chicken and waffles are on the level of waffles and chicken like they are ranked so high that they are they are their own rank

Jmad 13/12/2017
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Nordic waffle

Slang for a Scandinavian ladies under bits.
"I'm not really a breakfast in bed person, but I do enjoy waking up and having Freja's Nordic Waffle "
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cactus waffle

Something you call a guy that's being a dick.
Wow Andrew and Aidan are such Cactus Waffles !
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mexican trunk waffle

shitting in a roll away bed then folding it back up and leaving it for an unsuspecting guest
we were staying at maurice's but when we went to sleep there was a mexican trunk waffle left behind so we just slept on the couch.
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Belgian waffle house

The act of eating out a womans pussy with waffle batter poured in it.
by Big dick dave August 31, 2013
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