half-cousin-uncle

Parent's male half-first cousin.

My half-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uncle

A man with a very big basement and only cums on Christmas eve

My brother: Hey Uncle Randy
Uncle Randy: Go downstairs and bend over sweet cheeks.

by Oi cuntty November 21, 2019

uncle flo

when you shit blood.

"aw man, uncle flo came to visit last night and ruined my date!"

by rokupon September 2, 2017

first great-great-great-cousin-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's male first cousin.

My first great-great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Uncle Cuckus

A person who works against their own people or knowingly allows themselves to be used as a tool by enemies who are working against people like themselves. Similar concepts include coon, sambo, house n word, house slave, etc. A portmanteau of Uncle Tom, Uncle Ruckus and Cuck. A slave who rats the plan to flee/revolt to massa for some hot biscuits.

"Who wins the Uncle Cuckus Award between Clarence Thomas, Clandace Owens, Larry Elder, Tim Scott, Byron Donald's Cuck, Vivek Ramapickme, Nikki Haley, Ben Shapiro, David Rubin, Caitlyn Jenner or the black gay guy who got kicked out of the maGA gathering & still blew maGA like they're not gonna force him to marry a woman?"
"Poor rural white dummies."
"Now if you'll notice the definition, it says people who Knowingly are tools for their enemies against themselves."
"Then Dave Chappelle."
"AH! Forgot about him. Touché."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025

uncle fluffy

A sexy hairy man who is very furry. He loves rock and roll and plays guitar. He has a pet camel named stinky. "Uncle fluffy is love, uncle fluffy is life.

uncle fluffy is very sexy and hairy.

by the daddy duck October 27, 2017

Uncle face

A biological woman who has the unfortunate appearance/countenance of her father's brother.

You have an extreme case of "uncle face."

by Piano79 March 28, 2023