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Twat log

When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.
Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.
by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019
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Twat

A twat is a twat
Keith: I smashed my phone screen
Tariq: Keith,you are a twat
by 1:1 July 30, 2021
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Triangular Twat Tickle

1. Basically like a circle jerk, but with women.

2. A Tupperware party or bunko night
Biff: Hey are you going to Debbie’s bean flick tonight?
Cindy: Oh you mean her Triangular Twat Tickle?
Biff: Yes
Cindy: No I have to pick up my kids from soccer practice, otherwise I would
by Carlosspicyweiner420 December 12, 2019
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Twat Waffle

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.
Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg
by NellyJ April 17, 2023
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twat

a twat is someone who tells the whole world he is a best seller when he has only sold about 30 books
by Jean-Pierre Le Roux May 30, 2020
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TWAT

derogatory acronym for a group of stupid females: These Women Aren't Thinkers
"Hey did you see Star Jones & Whoopi Goldberg on the View this week?"

"Yeah... talk about TWAT"
by Rod Dingo October 14, 2009
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buzz twat

a girl so horny she'll fuck anytthing with a dick
betty is such a buzz twat she'll do anyone
by phillip sumner December 21, 2008
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