One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
Get the will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke mug.by Lefty0812 February 16, 2019
Get the toilet aids mug.I though George Michaels was the top toilet trading extraordinaire until I watched the Mick Jagger & David Bowie video “ dancing in the streets”. Definitely Toilet Traders.
by Rolin Derty October 1, 2018
Get the Toilet trading mug.The result of what comes from the bowels of a "lady" after consuming salad and large amounts of alcohol on a Saturday night.
Tammy ate salad, then drank bourbon and coor's, and made some serious toilet stew the next morning.
The toilet paper holder got ripped off the wall because Tammy needed something to hold onto while she shot out an explosive batch of toilet stew.
The toilet paper holder got ripped off the wall because Tammy needed something to hold onto while she shot out an explosive batch of toilet stew.
by PeriodClot May 29, 2018
Get the Toilet Stew mug.Guy 1: "yo, my dick stinks. can't get the smell off me since hookin' up with stinky Lisa." Guy 2: "well that's what you get for plunging the toilet."
by Duece79 June 6, 2018
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Get the sit on toilet paper and swing my feet mug.Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.
by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022
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