July 12th - July 19th is Skbidi Toilet Appreciation Week, a time to celebrate the greatest creation ever: the Skbidi Toilet.

This tradition dates back to July 12th, 1776, when the Skbidi Toilets won a decisive battle against the British forces. The British had been capturing young Skbidi Toilet Rizz Masters and forcing them into slavery. The Skbidi Toilets, known for their unique abilities and unbreakable spirit, united to fight for their freedom.

The war was fierce and lasted several months, but the Skbidi Toilets' determination and innovative tactics led them to victory. On July 12th, 1776, the Skbidi Toilet army launched a surprise attack on the British stronghold. Using their advanced flushing technology and unmatched mobility, they overwhelmed the British forces, who were unprepared for such a formidable opponent.

This victory was a turning point in the war, leading to the eventual defeat of the British and the liberation of all enslaved Skbidi Toilets. The Skbidi Toilet army's bravery and strategic genius are celebrated during this week. Parades, reenactments, and special ceremonies honor the memory of those who fought for freedom.

**To Honour Them, People change their discord names to have "Skbidi" infront of it.
Person 1:"Hey did you here its skibidi toilet appreciation week?"

Person2:"Oh my!, i will change my discord name to skbidi bl4ck"
by SkbidiToiletAppreciation July 12, 2024
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Toilet Turban

A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.
I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.
by MD PAPPAGEOGIO June 08, 2011
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Go clean toilet

Expression: A phrase used in multiplayer first person shooter games, to exclaim and project someone, most likely another player, as being terrible at the game.

It is used to project that the player who is terrible, may be better at cleaning toilet bowls, since it is usually looked down upon, hence making it clear that the player have came to the lowest of lows. Could be used as satire insult.
Distant relative of the famous expression "git gud".
Dude you are actually really bad
you are so bad haha go clean toilet haha one kill.
by ccphater10 September 29, 2021
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Toilet Margarita

An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.
After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.
by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023
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toilet cookies

a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water
"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job
by u shit fuck January 04, 2012
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cold toilet seat

even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.
guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat

guy 2: cold toilet seat.
by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023
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Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 09, 2024
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