toilet-ridden

Someone who can’t stay off the toilet

Hey man, I was toilet-ridden from that delicious meal I ate with my dad last night💩

by cdeeznutz March 7, 2021

toilet sandwich

A delish AF sandwich made in a gas station deli in close proximity to a toilet thats usually right at the end of the sandwich board.

Dang my bro lady gonna go up down over to the SUNOCO and grab on me one of them beef injected TOILET SANDWICHES... hungry AF

by Eljer Tippy March 12, 2021

Toilet Paper

The upmost highest respect

John: dude you’re toilet paper

Steve: Ah thanks dude

by Bananaphanana March 15, 2021

Pull up with a toilet

To pull up with a toilet means to fight someone one on one, to say “Pull up with a plunger” means to jump someone or fight in a group

Man, ima pull up with a toilet on his ass

by AsuraPatel March 21, 2021

Toilet Squad

A toilet big enough to fit 4 people enough to share a shitter for once.

Person 1 YOU HAVE AN OVAL TOILET!
Person 2 I gotta shit. Wanna join?
Person 1 Sure absolutely!

Person 3 Damn my stomach is turning too ill join the Toilet Squad
Person 4 done took a laxative

by Dankdab2020 April 1, 2021

be the toilet

Words of wisdom once uttered during a meeting.

The toilet is a great example of quality in engineering, because it has reached a level of quality where we generally take it for granted. Be the toilet

by mcsomeone April 7, 2021

be the toilet

Wise words once uttered during a meeting. Snappy slogan that helps engineers think about what quality means. Yardstick by which we can measure all other engineering, the toilet is truly a marvel therefore we should be like it.

Hey man you see this shit you built? It makes me think too much about the design decisions you made and forces me to compensate for them on a regular basis. Gawd man be the toilet ok?

by mcsomeone April 8, 2021