toast bang

Toast bang: the amount of time it takes to brown a piece of toast (usually 45secs to 90secs) in equivalence to how long it takes fucking the shit out of someone

Girl your so hot i would toast bang you!

So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!

by Weenieleaks May 27, 2017

Toasted

Under the influence of Marijuana

Dude I was so Toasted last night

by Mupreme June 15, 2017

Toaster

A electrical device that can be used to make toast from bread also good for going swimming with

Jack should go swimming with a toaster

by Toaster swimmer June 22, 2017

toaster grilled cheese

When Ella's Pans are all dirty so she sticks a cheese sandwich in a toaster, getting melted cheese all over the place. She then sets off the smoke alarm because she burnt the toast.

"FUCK MY TOASTER GRILLED CHEESE"

by Candle Porn June 26, 2017

Toaster

A fun to play with Bath Toy!! (Needs an outlet and to be plugged in, before putting it in the tub)

"I just got the new Toaster Bath Toy!!"

"Dude, that's Lit!"

by MannCow August 15, 2017

toast.is.ghost

A faggot ass N I 🅱️🅱️ A who runs a meme page

Look at john he is just like toast.is.ghost

by Cortex3124 September 27, 2017

toastdoctor

A player in a game (specifically of the call of duty line) who camps in a room with a riot shield and shotgun equipped like a little sl4g.

you must be a toastdoctor

by toastdr October 19, 2017