Blow a waffle

To fart

Whenever he bends down to pick up anything he can’t help but blow a waffle so loud it will startle the bejeezus outta you.

by Jeeja December 16, 2022

Brazilian Waffle Maker

A sexual act in which one person ingest a large amount of laxatives in order to empty their entire system of impurities. They then eat a large amount of waffles followed by more laxatives. Next, the person shits the waffles out onto someone else while that someone else is jerking off.

Listen pal, if you don’t shut your mouth, I’m gonna give you a Brazilian Waffle Maker.

by Ching Chong 47 May 31, 2024

Blue Waffle

Catastrophically used, evolved bacteria incubated vaginal region.

Have you ever had Blue Waffle before?

by M.Garr July 28, 2021

Waffle Whack

A fictional restaurant chain that exists in the Cyber-Avian Extravaganza.

" I am going to the nearest Waffle Whack to get me some fucking TOAST."

by JustAKidOnAChromebook April 13, 2022

waffle

A typical thing done by people named Jude. They just randomly chat shit and go on about it for ages. Please shut the fuck up Jude. Thanks.

Jude stop with the fucking waffle

by Jenkdog October 11, 2022

waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.

That old dude is waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

jizz waffle

is a person born in 07/31/08 named parker

that man is named Jizz waffle

by Jizz Waffle November 16, 2023