sausage wallet

Australian slang for a vagina

I bet your mum has a nice sausage wallet pussy snatch vag

by malabu June 2, 2016

Sausage Fest

Party or gathering that the percentage of males present at party exceeds 90%. This statement is usually uttered by dudes at said party or gathering in total and absolute disappointment at the lack of females present. Also, as a side note there is no such thing as a party or gathering initiated by a male that has a female percentage of 60% or above.

"There is like 2 hot chicks here with "their f****** boyfriend's" and 2 lame chicks. Let's just go to a f****** strip club, f*** this Sausage fest!"

by Veloxcor21 May 16, 2016

sausage

A piece of meat eaten with breakfast or with ketchup and mustard and definitely NOT located beneath the male pants.

Mm sausages.

by ManMan36 May 13, 2016

sausage dripper

A person usually male who enjoys take out their genitals and letting it drop

"oh have you heard tony is a sausage dripper

by fre-sha-voca-do May 10, 2016

sausage hand

When someone has fingers that look like sausages

You got sausage hand bro.

by Mooseman0424 May 15, 2016

sausage ensemble

A super tight-fitting outfit a person wears when their clothes are too small and they haven't had a chance to buy new ones. It also applies to an overweight person trying to wear tight clothes to look sexy, but doesn't have the body for it. Sausage has a tight casing around it. heavy duty booty, curvy and pervy, big and sexy, overweight, obese, husky, heavy-set, clothing, outfit, suit, shirt, pants, shorts, dress, blouse, skirt

Did you see that guy in the hallway, he was wearing a sausage ensemble. Iam shocked he could move, I bet if he tries to walk his thighs may start a fire.

by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016

sausage to taco

A code for sex.

Person 1: Hey, do you want some sausage to taco?
Person 2: Sure, it looks delicously arousing.

by SociopathPete May 26, 2016