surprise

the pipe bomb I put in your ass

you know what I mean Hailey, the "surprise" is waiting

by anonymous September 13, 2021

Kindle surprise

The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.

I had a particularly painful kindle surprise last night, hence the black eye

by Web4less July 18, 2021

Cake leap surprise

When you're pet give the surprise by leaping on your birthday cake.

Damn it my cat gave me a cake leap surprise.

by 459395 February 17, 2022

dicknut surprise

When you accidentally dip your balls in the smegma supply chain, causing a disruption in the scrote-shaft.

Wowsa!! I sure did hit that guy with a dicknut surprise!!

by that guy that is guy lmao March 1, 2022

Boston Cream Surprise

The sexual act of filling your asshole up with whipped cream then proceeding to fart said cream into your partner's mouth.

Ben: Baby give me a Boston Cream Surprise tonight

Stacy: Ew.

by Dirk Dasterdly August 13, 2021

ice tea surprise

When you fuck the ice tea and somebody drinks it.

Damn jimmy just got some of my ice tea surprise

by -S41- August 14, 2021

No Surprises

Depression, but its a song.

No alarms and No Surprises, please.

by whatismyname182 August 21, 2021