opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.
Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.
by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021
Get the Two door squatmug. by door handle dick word creator! April 21, 2024
Get the door handle dickmug. A door is made of wood. You can open and shut it
by getrealman December 2, 2021
Get the Doormug. The term has several contexts, consider the following:
1. In the general slang originating from the UK: A woman; often jailbait who sleeps with a bouncer, or entices a bouncer for favors.
2. Someone who holds the door for important people trying to get a word in to establish a connection to "get ahead in the world"
3. Probably my favorite: a term used in marine corps boot camp to describe the person last in line who holds the door for the platoon given the nickname "door whore" for the entirety of chow. Usually required to greet incoming DI's, and Officers.
1. In the general slang originating from the UK: A woman; often jailbait who sleeps with a bouncer, or entices a bouncer for favors.
2. Someone who holds the door for important people trying to get a word in to establish a connection to "get ahead in the world"
3. Probably my favorite: a term used in marine corps boot camp to describe the person last in line who holds the door for the platoon given the nickname "door whore" for the entirety of chow. Usually required to greet incoming DI's, and Officers.
Door whore skipped the line
Door whore didnt get a word in to that banker. That floozie never stood a chance.
You're last in line? Up front you're door whore.
Door whore didnt get a word in to that banker. That floozie never stood a chance.
You're last in line? Up front you're door whore.
by ruralchaingang December 22, 2022
Get the Door Whoremug. When you eat a persons ass sideways so you have to lift one ass cheek out of the way like a garage door.
"Bro my girl wanted me to eat her ass while she was laying on her side. I had to give her the garage door treatment"
by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy September 21, 2022
Get the Garage Doormug. "Big Joe went to Fat Tony's mother's house tryin' to start
some bullshit an' got his ass door popped instead."
"Yeah... Fat Tony's mother keeps a .38 in both front
pockets of her apron so Big Joe was proper fucked
before he even stood on the welcome mat."
some bullshit an' got his ass door popped instead."
"Yeah... Fat Tony's mother keeps a .38 in both front
pockets of her apron so Big Joe was proper fucked
before he even stood on the welcome mat."
by Ghost Car Operator April 13, 2021
Get the Door Popmug. by DLaCPR May 1, 2025
Get the DOORSmug.