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who asked

who asked is a thing when someone doesnt ana chat to you anymore but you just dont wana admit it they say hi you say who they say you say asked for a good example look at the thing
them: hi
you: who?
them:you
you:who asked

them: :(
by sus dog August 28, 2022
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The kid who is behind you

The kid who is behind you is just some random homicidal kid who has this weird fetish of smelling backs. He is often seen behing little babies or elderly men and sniffing their backs. If he is smelling your back stay still so he doesnt get mad and chop your penis off.
Random smallhead: Yoooyoyoyoyoo guy there the kid who is behind you
Other guy: Ahahshshnonnoddndkdnsjdkdk ok ill try to stay still it tickles
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Who is going to tell them?

This question is asked when someone is so oblivious and unaware of their misguided viewpoint on an issue or topic that it seems they are the last one to know it.
“I don’t understand why more talented people don’t work in government!”

Who is going to tell them?
by JackieChilesAttorney December 31, 2023
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Who's choking on the splinters

Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass
Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.
by williedoitnow August 10, 2022
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Who cares though

The thing I say to myself after spending 5+ minutes on a comment, post or UrbDic entry before deleting it because I’m not funny or interesting.
*writes a small essay for a YouTube comment*
Yeah but who cares though??? *discard*
by IAlreadyUsedRaegoerOnAnAlt January 25, 2023
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Who asked

Basically saying that nobody cares about what you just said
Whenever my friend says something out of the blue, I say “Who asked”.
by Nobody just don’t ask November 1, 2022
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The Man Who Mistook Pi for Pie

When on hearing the sound of the number π, an autistic person or idiot savant thinks of a slice of a cake or pizza instead, or equates either word for something else that is unmistakably alien or paranormal.
Just as the man who mixed up his job for his life, Prof. Paulos, who mildly suffers from schizophrenia, occasionally sounds like the man who mistook pi for pie.
by Numerati December 28, 2023
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