baby bladder

A medical condition that causes some otherwise healthy grown men to pee after one or two beers.

Jason has been to the bathroom 4 times already because he has a baby bladder.

by True Wizzle April 8, 2015

baby-fave

Your absolute favorite; #1 choice; supersedes all of your other favorites.

I love The Beatles, but Paul McCartney is my baby-fave.

by SDogg420 June 3, 2011

Disney baby

a baby who was conceived in a disney park, presumably in Disney's famous ride, "It's A Small World"

Madelyn: My mom just told me i'm a Disney baby.. i'm scarred for life

by andydwyer June 2, 2017

Food baby

When someone eats a large amount of food causing them to look pregnant

Aaron had just finished his 5 course meal At the hotel. He leaned back and belched loudly rubbing his food baby
Hey can I have another pizza? He asked the waiter next to him
stuffed

by ethansawsome2002 June 13, 2016

Vacation Baby

A person who is deep in vacation mode with no concept of time, does whatever they feel like when they feel like it in the sweetest, most preciouslike (aka babylike) ways.

A vacation baby does things that include, but are not limited to: showering excessively, going pantless for days, overfeeding the pets, continual alcohol intake and happy hours, bikes up and down oceanfront properties, getting your car towed in Malibu, etc

by vacabaybay69 March 29, 2013

acorn babies

When two midgets have a midget baby

This midget couple just gave birth to a couple of twin acorn babies

by Firewater82 September 14, 2016

Shit baby

A Shit baby is a shit so large that it takes more than a couple flushes and maybe a plunger, usually taking up to an hour to birth. Be sure to watch out for any After-shit if you experience or enter a bathroom previously used to birth a Shit baby"

Kevin: "Ryan, why'd you take so long on the toilet?"
Ryan: "Sorry man, had to birth a Shit baby AND wipe up the After-shit."
Kevin: "Ew, Ryan, TMI."

by monkey with a type-writer June 5, 2018