aww, that's my foot

what you scream when you try to scarf down your own salt covered foot

"i'd put salt on it, and try to eat it and be like...AWW, THAT'S MY FOOT!

by 315 January 28, 2007

that's when we all three stood up

Used to describe when a situation has suddenly turned awkwardly confrontational, dangerous or tense. Derives from a scenario where three men are casually sitting down and exchanged words escalate to the point where they stand up, ready to fight or possibly reach for a gun.

...then she told me she was late and that's when we all three stood up. Come to find out she was just talking about how she missed the first 15 minutes of her psyche class the other day. Whew!

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

That's just not Breakfast!

Created to refer to a sorry state of affairs, which would not be worth getting out of bed for. Essentially, all people with common sense would only arise from slumber from sustenance. So when something is shit, and it's not delicious and made of bacon sandwiches, remember, fuck it. It's just not breakfast.

"Hey baby, I'm afraid your mother is on the phone, your car has been stolen, and there some bills in the post."
"Yeah, but That's just not Breakfast! IS IT?"

by ReverendRyu84 January 11, 2010

That’s what she said

A phrase used to take your friends words out of context and make them sound sexual

“it’s too big”
“that’s what she said”

“don’t make it any harder than it needs to be”
“that’s what she said”

by rockrobster46 July 26, 2019

That’s what I thought

Interpreted as a dominant version of the phrase “make me.” Used as a method of flirting.

person 1: “why don’t you make me then?”

person 2: “ya? maybe i will.”

person 1: “haha never mind”

person 2: “ that’s what i thought.”

by jacksonb98126 June 23, 2020

Tit Tats

Tatoo's on a nice pair of tits

yo man did u see those chicks tit tats?!

hell yea those were sexy as hell

by Robert Araiza February 1, 2008

now, that's bad porn

Expression used after the description and/or mention of an occurrence disgusting, foul, irrelevant, inconceivable, witty and/or random. Probably relates to an impossible or extremely gross pornographic scenario. Can be used occasionally with the family, but only if they're hella chill. Often quipped during an adolescent conversation about actual porn, but can range in topic choice. A poignant and lyrical way to respond to and outdo a remark. Can be translated into "n0w, 1h@1'5 b@d pr0n" if you so choose it, 1337 boi. Variations can render the phrase in the present, past, and future tenses. If delivered correctly, "now, that's bad porn" can send children, teen and adult alike into a spiraling path of laughter, but even a great delivery with comic brilliance can get you into a shitload of trouble. Take caution, and use wisely.

Person 1- Dude, last night, my buddy Ryan told me how he once screwed this chick while she was hanging upside down tied to a rope from the garage ceiling, and she was like gagged and lubed up and then she fell on her head cuz the lube made her slip out from the rope! Lololoolool
Person 2- Now, that's bad porn.

Maggie Ignoramus- Have you heard about that thing called 2girls1cup?
Matt Witticism- Oh god, now, THAT'S bad porn.

by Noc-t November 23, 2010