Twat Plot

A. When you are excited about a television show and your trying to say plot twist and you get tounge tied.

B. A man that goes on the prowl at a place that is well known for women being freely sexual.

C. A female that gives twat very easy.

D. someone who is acting stupid
Guys I'm headed to the twat plot and let my game lose.
by plottwist101 April 15, 2019
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twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.
For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.
by Ti September 03, 2004
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Elephant Twat

A person who’s obnoxious and stupidity level is the size of an elephant.
Kyle kept saying he was right when he wasn’t and when I proceeded to explain he started being an elephant twat.
by LouisianaOutlaw November 27, 2022
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Pig twat

Brittany martin is a pig twat yo...you ain't ever seen such a selfish dope smoking face Pickens 💩
by Gyeahh October 08, 2022
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Twat-week

A person who never works Monday or Friday works a TWAT week. Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday.
No point calling Jim today, it's Monday and he works a Twat-week
by Schroomfunguy December 16, 2023
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Shallow Twat

A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"
That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.
by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017
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twat laugh

laughing at something for the sake of laughing
by dsghfkjhsafhdsl October 04, 2018
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