The thing I'm called to do

I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.

Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023

Balloon Thing

The act of performing Oral Sex on your partner and blowing air into their orifice (usually through the Vagina) using your mouth. The end typically results in a Queef or Fart.
Alternatively (though not recommended), the Balloon Thing may be done on the Anus.

Kirk: "Hey Kiro, I ever tell you about that time I did the Balloon Thing on my gf?"
Kiro: "Woah!"

by Kiro Khajiit January 31, 2024

Hyo Thing

-acting or saying something so fucking stupid that i compare you to my friend (Hy0jin)

(Based on a real event)
"OMFG I JUST ATE A SPOONFUL ON ACCIDENT"
"that's such a fucking hyo thing to do"

by im the real K4 February 7, 2024

Dimension Thingie

Apprently you spell it like Dimension Thingy. Yeah right.

Person 1:*is trying to add new word on urban dictionary but someone is watching them and making them uncomftable.*
Person 2:"NU IT'S SWELPT DIMENSION THINGY RAWWWR NWOT DIMENSION THINGIE 3:<"

by Spikystring Snuffle April 13, 2024

Stranger Things

The act of sleeping with a stranger after a long-term relationship

AFter 8 years it was over and I met up with someone for some stranger things.

by RizzleHooker April 22, 2024

That thing

“That thing” refers to a weapon. Usually said as a curiosity or warning without the actual weapon being visible.

For example it’s said within the gun community you should never point a gun at something or someone you do not intend to shoot.

So letting someone know you’ve got that thing is a less aggressive way of saying you’re prepared to protect yourself if you have to.

Aside from being less aggressive it’s thought to be the best way to potentially avoid legal issues that could arise wether or not you actually have to use whatever it is you have which may or may not be a gun or even illegal.

Saying that thing also can imply you do not want to use whatever it is you may have and therefore you’re not trying to have a situation escalate any further or warn someone you are reaching a point of feeling like you are in a life threatening situation and feeling a need to defend yourself in order to not be harmed.

“I keep that thing on me.”
“You don’t want to find out I got that thing.”
“Don’t mess with her she got that thing and she will use it.”
“That thing that you don’t want to f*** with.”

by LexiSux May 18, 2024

Poor Things

A 2023 science fiction dark comedy movie starring Emma Stone, Mark Ruffalo, Wilem Dafoe and Ramy Youssef and was directed by Yorgos Lanthimos. The plot centres around a woman named Bella Baxter (played by Stone) who is brought back to life by a scientist called Dr Godwin Baxter (Dafoe) Bella eventually decides leave Godwin Baxter with a lawyer named Duncan Wedderburn (Ruffalo) and learn more about life and explore the world. The film received fantastic reviews from critics with much of the praise going towards Emma Stone's performance. It won 4 academy awards including best actress for Emma Stone, best makeup, best costume design and best production design.

Wasn't the movie Poor Things so good?

by BetterCallSaulFan04 June 7, 2024