Asian Evolution

The theory that all Asians are different. You may be thinking, "they all look the same", but this could not be more false. Asians look different because of their different geographic locations they have originated from. That is why, if you really pay attention you will be able to see Asians from different areas are all slightly different. These geographic differences account for many things including the different layers in their eyes, making them smaller, it effects their driving capabilities, and accounts for their small genitalia.
Timmy had 3 car accidents, therefore we know his nationality was Philippino. We know this because of the theory of Asian Evolution.
by DrSlettenPHDfromStanford November 03, 2017
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asian goalie

a really cool guy that has a lot of friends and is really cute and girls should date him.
by asiangoalie69 March 03, 2019
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the asian twitch

you do a little destruction of electronics then terrorise a bunch thats just what a asian does.

caused by amphetamines.
dont go over there their doind the asian twitch.
by Cody5050 January 11, 2021
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Asian Tiger

Asian Mike, also known as "The son of Payphone".
He grabbed her like an asian tiger.
by markmark69 April 19, 2018
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National Fuck a Asian Day

October 26th is National Fuck an Asian day, be it your girlfriend/boyfriend or fuck buddy. As it is the day, if they are Asian they must comply or be banished form society and never get to ride that dick ever again.
Dude, I was in South Korea for National Fuck a Asian day and now I have like twenty STDs! Bro lucky!
by E1M1 October 22, 2020
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Busty Asian

A type of women specifically Weston Wilson is into. They usually are valedictorian and are way smarter than Owen Solano (Stanford Bound). Some have to pay for a busty asain but Weston gets a piece of that fat ass for free
Weston LOVES busty Asians
by buhabuhasuperfan32 June 09, 2024
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Caucasian-Asian

Like a white "Tiger-Mom"; A white person who adopts Asian cultural characteristics, especially in regards to perfectionism, discipline, and disappointment when their children are not perfect.
My mom is a Caucasian-Asian.
by Sanie Tizer February 07, 2022
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