Hydra surprise

1. A sexual situation wherein a woman is taken home by a man and blindfolded. The man then removes the blindfold to reveal his friends standing around her in a semicircle.

2. A Brigandine tactic where Dryst gets Dimensioned into a circle of hydras, whereupon he gets the beatdown.

The college dropout rate for females is rising severely, due in no small part to the rising popularity of the hydra surprise.
by esgaressux March 01, 2008
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surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."
by Don't touch the baby May 15, 2019
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Juicy Surprise

When you get sloppy toppy through a gloryhole.
"I was at this adult book store last night and I got a top notch juicy surprise from the glory hole in the bathroom."
by hotcock69 November 28, 2020
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surprise rock

A rock (commonly a red brick) used in combat theaters to initiate a sexual act, typically to coerce an unexpecting participant; accomplished by hitting another in the head and yelling, "surprise!"
SPC Brown kept the surprise rock for a week, Smith's butt will never be the same.
by Brewing logic November 21, 2016
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fleshdog surprise

A fleshdog surprise is what happens when you do a handstand with your homie and shit while pointing your asscrack parallel with the floor and then have your friend lay the turd between your cheeks like a hotdog wiener between the buns then piss on it. Serve Warm
"dude, I helped my friend prepare a fleshdog surprise yesterday!"
"Oh shit! Howd it taste?"
by freese daddy August 05, 2020
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slippy slimy surprise

when a man cums in a womans ear and cleans it out with a q-tip like its earwax
"hew wendy would you like a slippy slimy surprise." ill clean it off for you :)
by yes man ok yes go March 22, 2021
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