Scank

To leave one or more people behind somewhere, usually by hurrying away without their knowing. It can be deliberate or accidental.

Bill, Ben and Barry are in the Highcross shopping centre in Leicester. Bill and Ben start walking away from Barry, assuming he's following them. A few moments later, Barry catches them up. "Oi, don't scank me" he says.

by wormsworldparty2001 January 16, 2009

cyber-shank

To masturbate whilst defecating, simulanteously looking at porn on the internet

I haven't had a shag in ages, I'm off for a cyber-shank.

by Rab Warnock October 2, 2007

Stankowitz

1.) Someone who is completely and utterly terrible and a total failure.
2.) Of, according to, related to, resembling or in ordinance with Rosie O'Donnell.

1.) "Wow, look at Relena over there... she's such a stankowitz."
2.) "Rosie O'Donnell sure would appreciate these dance moves. Yes, definitely stankowitz material."

by bobbycornnut December 3, 2011

Shank

Replacement for the term, STAB, which means 'Same Type Attack Bonus' in the Pokemon. Shank gives a 1.5x damage increase if the move used is of the same type as the user.

Also Pseudo-Shank, which refers the same 1.5x damage increase using an item, such as Choice Specs.

"Damn Rain Dance. Starmie Hydro Pumped and shanked me for 2.0x damage."

by Spore Puncher August 13, 2007

Shank

The act of shiting and wanking at the same time

I was in a horny hurry this morning had to shank

by Shell2784 August 6, 2011

stanknuggets

like the common dingleberry,yet much larger and very stincky!

after three days without a shower , my dingleberries have grown into stanknuggets

by rowan October 13, 2003

shankage

refering to the uglieness of a chick.

Dang that girl is shank. She has so much shankage she could shank the shankiest shanker.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie April 6, 2003