Croc Slide

the large trail of shit left on the bottom of the bowl after you flush.

hey barry, someone croc slide(d) like mad here and it still fucking stinks!

barry: thats awesome....

this bitch at work keeps croc sliding and not cleaning up after herself....the disgusting bitch.

by poobrains September 22, 2010

Kside Slide

Noun refering to the breakdown of a conversation by one individual after an initial ill considered comment that is further compounded by additional misjudged statements (from the same individual).

This is a KSide Slide

"Musician: Oh no the fitting for my expensive career saving ear defenders has left me slightly deaf.
Offender: Permanently? haha that sucks.
Musician: Well hopefully not permanently, it would damage my career.
Offender: Well, mega mega bucks compensation if it has!
Musician's friend: That's not really the point...
Offender: Well you know only if there's a little bit of damage you get some dollar and can still be a musician."

by Maximillion88 January 5, 2011

gunt slider

Usually, a women that may look decent, except developed an enoromours gunt, (Not all women start with this but many fail to rigg of this condition.

There was this girl I picked up the other night , she was great except for the enormous gunt slider was a WFT.

by skunk monkey March 6, 2011

Side Slidilin

When a person creeps into a situation by sliding or inching over from the side.

Did you see that picture of Matt? He was side slidilin his way into that.

by sarahandcaitrin March 9, 2011

purple slide

losing your virginity in a playground slide at MacDonald

hey bobby, you totally just lost your virginity in the purple slide.

by keithsimonson June 2, 2011

kaka slide

The act of placing a sheet of toilet paper on the end of an unflushable limpet turd, and quickly sliding it down the toilet as soon as you flush with the toilet brush, in the manner of hastily loading a cannon.

The Cthulu of the faecal deep would have remained submerged and dormant 'til the end of time, had it not been for Brian's expertly executed kaka slide.

by poomoj January 20, 2013

Rock-sliding

When you are playing rock, paper, scissors and all you give is rock. Also used when an action is seems like it would be repeated. Often you the action changes on your turn. Usually used in reflection about a game.

Bro 1: "Dude, Why did you put paper?"

Bro 2: " I don't know. I thought he was rock-sliding me."

"I thought thirteen would win, it has been played 4 times in a row, but I guess the roulette was rock-sliding me.

by J3ffisthedude June 20, 2013