Sex

Something you watch online, porn. Too bad you lonely virgin ass is never gonna get a taste of it.

I had sex with your mom and it was horny as fuck.

by GoneSinister February 17, 2019

Sex

Big boi intercourse

Bro I just had sex it was hot

by Sexxxxy boi October 15, 2019

Sex

#my life

What is sex to you. Almost everyone’s reply “#my life

by Warthogs and Elaphants September 8, 2018

Sex

1. Why
2. Did
3. You
4. Search
5. This

6. Up,
7. You
8. Nasty

Big ol' Jimmy: Hey Man, wanna play Minecraft?
Cleetus Joe: Sorry I was busy having sex. Yeah we can play.

by This gurl named Vsco September 25, 2019

sex

talking about your future with beloved person while holding hands and eating strawberry cheesecake.

person a: i want to have sex with you
person b: *tears of happiness*

by jesuschr April 15, 2019

sex

wanna do it

i wanna have sex wit u

by sex-uneducated0 April 10, 2021

Sex

If you’re too young it will fuck up your life. If you’re to old you won’t have fun. If you’re just right there’s two types: sex with love and sex with fun. Guaranteed one of of the four will get you pregnant. So don’t have sex.

“I like my sex life like a Jake Paul video: a quick tease at the start then ten minutes of complete nothing.”

by SuccingMyNut December 13, 2019