Sex Offender Sandwich

When your neighbors to your left and right are both sex offenders.

My friend just got this sick new house... too bad he's in a sex offender sandwich.

by JonKellog April 25, 2021

Chicken Sandwich Day

On November 24th, whenever someone has a chicken sandwich, walk up to them, grab and scrunch up their chicken sandwich so hard that the contents fall out, then throw it at their face and watch them cry and shout "haha chicken sandwich"

Haha Chicken Sandwich Day

by breadsauce4 August 25, 2022

Pop Tart Sandwich

A creation consisting of two Pop Tart toaster pastries stacked in between a layer of peanut butter and heated until the peanut butter is warm.

I'm soooo hung over. What do you have to eat?

I've got some Peanut Butter and Pop Tarts.

Looks like I'll be hitting up a Pop Tart Sandwich.

by Sword147 March 22, 2011

finishing my sandwiches

(Generally: to finish someone's sandwiches). To interrupt a person, assuming incorrectly that you know what he or she is going to say. Inspired by an exchange from Arrested Development:

Michael: It's like we finish each other's...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: Sentences. Why would I say...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?

Person A: "I think I'd like..."
Person B: "Ice cream?"
Person A: "To go home. Stop finishing my sandwiches."

by yawnoc September 7, 2013

wahmedoodoo sandwiches

meaning what would you like me to do with these sandwiches?
when sped up or said with heavy accent of ghetto south.

i got these for the party now wahmedoodoo sandwiches?

by tyrell jamal December 24, 2007

Vagina Melt Sandwich

The lesbian sex act in which two women are engaged in tribadism and one, both, or a third party pours melted Velveeta cheese in between their two vaginas. The sound produced is nothing short of exquisite.

Cindy and I got really hungry last night so we popped some Velveeta cheese in the microwave and made ourselves a vagina melt sandwich.

by Ryan J B September 25, 2005

ball sack sandwich

the act of smacking your ball sack wrapped around bread and peanut butter ( its optional to add jelly) in the females face while having sex

"I hit jieny with my ball sack sandwich in the face and she shit her self because she was allergic to peanut butter"

by Raphaelcamdoug December 9, 2008