Cactus Surprise

When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.

Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*

by Rhukebab January 26, 2016

Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

surprise party

when you’re shroom-a-loopin and ya yet urself off a cliff at night

“woah i almost tripped down the hill”

“it’d be quiet the surprise party, i can’t see down there”

by biig Papi September 15, 2023

surprise lip tickle

When a female(s) recieve a surprise tickling of their vaginal lip(s)

Oh I can't believe I got a surprise lip tickle last night!

by Baker7890 September 7, 2016

Provo surprise

When an unmarried Mormon couple shit on each other for non-intercourse sexual gratification that keeps them in the good graces of the Angel Moroni.

Every Saturday, Conner and Abby split a large Cincinnati Stew then share a messy Provo Surprise before cuddling in a hot pile of shit and watch the BYU game.

by Hot Franklin October 15, 2022

Butella Surprise

When you wipe shit off ur ass with a piece of bread

Waiter: One Butella Surprise coming right up!

by Szyt Ched June 30, 2022

Juicy Surprise

When you get sloppy toppy through a gloryhole.

"I was at this adult book store last night and I got a top notch juicy surprise from the glory hole in the bathroom."

by hotcock69 November 28, 2020