Viking Carpet Ride

When you have a long red beard, pull it up over your face, and proceed to let an unclothed woman vigorously gyrate back and forth, like you face is a saddle.

Man I cant believe that Sam gave that girl a viking carpet ride, she said it was better than watching Aladdin.

by Gmoney42352 June 11, 2018

gimpin his ride

The popular pursuit of taking an already pish car and rendering it even less desirable by festooning it with a plethora of cheap tat purchased from Halfords in a vain attempt to persuade young ladies to drop down.

Big Stevie spent a stack of beertokens gimpin his ride to get that wee burd from Tescos to drop down but she said his motor looked like he'd smashed into Poundstretchers window.

by neilyboy March 5, 2008

White Knuckle Ride

Beating someone until your knuckles turn white.

That dude stole money from me. I'm going to give his ass a White Knuckle Ride.

by Swrock April 19, 2018

Dick riding December

Dick riding December is when a girl is going to ride ur dick. Make sure u have a girl and happy dick riding

I can’t wait till dick riding December

by Anonymous5729184 October 11, 2020

Ride the Rubber Rail

To be penetrated by a strap on.

I used to ride meat dicks but got tired of dealing with the men attached to them. Now I just ride the rubber rail.

by aeron_chairgaryen January 11, 2023

Alaskan Bus Ride

4 or more men(or women with penises) penetrating each other in a line while wearing heavy winter coats.

Tommy, Jim, Ray, and Larry took an Alaskan Bus Ride last night. It was going fine until Larry got up to stretch his legs.

by AbeFroman76 October 15, 2016

Double Bike Ride

When a man has a threesome with two women and the two women ride cowgirl or reverse cowgirl on his face and junk simultaneously.

I met two chicks on Bourbon St. that asked if I was interested in taking a Double Bike Ride.

by Scholar_XLVII December 30, 2014