gimpin his ride

The popular pursuit of taking an already pish car and rendering it even less desirable by festooning it with a plethora of cheap tat purchased from Halfords in a vain attempt to persuade young ladies to drop down.

Big Stevie spent a stack of beertokens gimpin his ride to get that wee burd from Tescos to drop down but she said his motor looked like he'd smashed into Poundstretchers window.

by neilyboy March 5, 2008

russian sleigh ride

The act of inserting ones penis into the ass of his partner and then riding them down the stairs completely naked.

Andy: Hey Cynthia , how would you like to go for a Russian sleigh ride

Cynthia: sure let me get my knee pads first

by Jailbait94 May 5, 2016

EBR (EveryBody Rides)

Everybody rides the bet of the person giving out the picks. The original bet is subject to change. Therefore, if the bettor decides to change the picks that is the new bet. To be a “Ryder” one most be following the most updated pick.

B Keane is a complete fucking idiot and doesn’t know what EBR (Everybody Rides) means, that brick headed chicken dick fuck.

by NotBKeane January 26, 2022

Double Bike Ride

When a man has a threesome with two women and the two women ride cowgirl or reverse cowgirl on his face and junk simultaneously.

I met two chicks on Bourbon St. that asked if I was interested in taking a Double Bike Ride.

by Scholar_XLVII December 30, 2014

Ride the Red Dragon

When a girl is on her period and you have sex any way.

I was with Tina last night and I decided to ride the red dragon, we had a blast.

by Wilson Rain December 18, 2020

Viking Carpet Ride

When you have a long red beard, pull it up over your face, and proceed to let an unclothed woman vigorously gyrate back and forth, like you face is a saddle.

Man I cant believe that Sam gave that girl a viking carpet ride, she said it was better than watching Aladdin.

by Gmoney42352 June 11, 2018

bite my ride

Fuck me in my ride. (Car, Truck, etc)

Do you want to bite my ride?

by Toxil Cord October 21, 2015