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Riding the tiny horse

Rhythmically thrusting one's erect penis into the mouth of a horizontal lady whilst straddling her face (said lady is ideally less than 5'1" in height).
I met this girl on hinge and was riding the tiny horse before I knew it.
by Stormplum June 22, 2021
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Ride the Rubber Rail

I used to ride meat dicks but got tired of dealing with the men attached to them. Now I just ride the rubber rail.
by aeron_chairgaryen January 11, 2023
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Dick riding December

Dick riding December is when a girl is going to ride ur dick. Make sure u have a girl and happy dick riding
by Anonymous5729184 October 11, 2020
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Florida alligator ride

a woman that rides a mans dick but she goes to high and brakes the mans shaft
Hank: I dumped my girl friend because she did the Florida alligator ride.
Billy: DAMN.. That's why we got a divorce
Hank: Let's go to the bar and get wasted
Billy: Then lets engage in homosexual sex in the anal gland
by bidickbobby November 6, 2019
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russian sleigh ride

The act of inserting ones penis into the ass of his partner and then riding them down the stairs completely naked.
Andy: Hey Cynthia , how would you like to go for a Russian sleigh ride

Cynthia: sure let me get my knee pads first
by Jailbait94 May 5, 2016
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Double Bike Ride

When a man has a threesome with two women and the two women ride cowgirl or reverse cowgirl on his face and junk simultaneously.
I met two chicks on Bourbon St. that asked if I was interested in taking a Double Bike Ride.
by Scholar_XLVII December 30, 2014
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bite my ride

Fuck me in my ride. (Car, Truck, etc)
by Toxil Cord October 21, 2015
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