Riding the tiny horse

Rhythmically thrusting one's erect penis into the mouth of a horizontal lady whilst straddling her face (said lady is ideally less than 5'1" in height).

I met this girl on hinge and was riding the tiny horse before I knew it.

by Stormplum June 22, 2021

Riding the pumpkin Train

When someone takes the top of the pumpkin (aka vine, handle) and inserts it in their rectum while having sex with the face of a carved pumpkin.

I feel like riding the pumpkin train.

by CelticMonk October 13, 2018

Viking Carpet Ride

When you have a long red beard, pull it up over your face, and proceed to let an unclothed woman vigorously gyrate back and forth, like you face is a saddle.

Man I cant believe that Sam gave that girl a viking carpet ride, she said it was better than watching Aladdin.

by Gmoney42352 June 11, 2018

Ride the banana sled

To whip out your dick at a fruit stand, ice cream store, or ice cream aisle at a grocery store

"I'm gonna go ride the banana sled at Kroger. Wanna come?

by thescholar(i read dostoyevsky) July 5, 2018

Ride the Rubber Rail

To be penetrated by a strap on.

I used to ride meat dicks but got tired of dealing with the men attached to them. Now I just ride the rubber rail.

by aeron_chairgaryen January 11, 2023

EBR (EveryBody Rides)

Everybody rides the bet of the person giving out the picks. The original bet is subject to change. Therefore, if the bettor decides to change the picks that is the new bet. To be a “Ryder” one most be following the most updated pick.

B Keane is a complete fucking idiot and doesn’t know what EBR (Everybody Rides) means, that brick headed chicken dick fuck.

by NotBKeane January 26, 2022

Pussy-Back Ride

A sexual act wherein a guy gives a naked girl a piggy back ride, rubbing her pussy up and down his bumpy spine.

“Dude I can’t believe he gave a her a Pussy-Back Ride I didn’t know they were freaky like that.”

“I heard he gave her a Pussy-Back Ride if you know what I mean…”

by Jason Henderson May 29, 2023