Pooed up

noun
a condition in which there is difficulty in emptying the bowels, usually associated with hardened feces.
a high level of constraint or restriction; a pronounced lack of ease.

"I have to take a dump but it won't come out"
"Ah you pooed up"

by Fresh Boppo May 21, 2020

gift poo

When you take a shit while your significant other is in the bathroom and run

I called my girlfriend in the bathroom and left, leaving her a gift poo.

by Koi292229 October 24, 2015

Vapour poo

A fart.

A trump.

Oops! I just did a vapour poo!

Eat my vapour poo!!!!

by Ebee_x June 13, 2016

Poo Fingers

When you poop and get said poop all over your fingers

Kyle: Kasey is taking a shit again, she probably has poo fingers
Alyssa: Why are you telling me this?

by Dr Richard Monroe May 24, 2018

Poo-sy

When a female wipes back to front, and brings the doody to the vagina.

I took a huge dump, and after I wiped, my poo-sy became so irritated.

by Tk147069 March 12, 2021

poo stamp

It's the act of placing one's naked ass onto someone's resting hand after using the bathroom and not wiping the behind.

that's disgusting!!! Mark gave me a POO STAMP while i was talking to Amber , now my hand smells like shit!!!.

by ChampOlight May 7, 2016

poo-mergency

(adjective) an event describing the situation one finds ones self in when they require an urgent use of toilet facilities for defecation.

I was at work today and had a poo-mergency; now I have to buy new pants.

by Frankenbaround February 25, 2011