smartphone punk

Another way of calling a punk a poser, in this case, they aren't hardcore enough to reject the corportacracy's rule and deny themselves the latest iPhone.
Spike: "Dude, this Big Cheese show is full of smartphone punks"
Sid: "Yeah...let's bail and go get some 40's. These kids just don't get it"
by channel_panel November 15, 2020
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Punk Texting

(Verb) The act of punk texting. Similar to that of drunk texting, to send a punk text is to make an ass of yourself via text message without being able to use the excuse that you were intoxicated while doing so. Sadly, a Punk Text is sent with a premeditated and completely coherent purpose.
Tarzan: "I think I might have punk dialed you lastnight after punk texting the person I stole this phone from."
Maryjane: "I already punkassumed you were going to."
by Slanguistic August 10, 2019
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starter punk

Typically a kid in middle school who just listened to the Ramones for the first time. Starts wearing leather jackets, checkered slip on Vans, sunglasses that he gets in trouble for trying to wear in class. Can also lead into adulthood if the starter punk music never evolves into deeper punk genres (i.e. post punk, pop punk, folk punk, crust punk, etc.)
"Last month his favorite band was Blink 182 but ever since he heard Blitzkrieg Bop he's gone totally starter punk."
by riskygeek April 11, 2017
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Punk-Munk

What a Punk-Munk! Why can't you use you're blinker!?
by King Adrian II August 20, 2023
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Feeling Punk

Interestingly this goes back a ways! Everytime I say it people look at me like I have 3 heads. Found this:

“A listener in Council Bluffs, Iowa, says his grandmother, born in 1899, used to say I’m feeling punk, meaning “I’m feeling ill.” The term derives from an older sense of punk meaning “rotted wood.” This is part of a complete episode.”waywordradio website.
by Cat2kitty99 December 02, 2023
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Feeling Punk

Interestingly this goes back a ways! Everytime I say it people look at me like I have 3 heads. Found this:

“A listener in Council Bluffs, Iowa, says his grandmother, born in 1899, used to say I’m feeling punk, meaning “I’m feeling ill.” The term derives from an older sense of punk meaning “rotted wood.” This is part of a complete episode.”waywordradio website.
by Cat2kitty99 December 02, 2023
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Punks punk

ANTHONY MILES - AKA TANK - AKA A PUNKS PUNK!

A LAME ASS MOTHER FUCKER WHO LIKES TO HURT THE ONLY SINGLE PERSON WHO HAS BEEN THERE SINCE SHE MET HIM!
Anthony Miles is the poster child for a

Punks punk!
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