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Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy
Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up
by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019
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Phone Badgering

A person who will record or take pictures of people with intention to harass in order to make them look bad.

The recorder attempts to play the victim of whatever they are unsatisfied. They start to record others to intimidate and esculate their issue unprofessionally. So they can attempt to do harm to a person's or businesses productivity and reputation.

Most commonly you will find this on the internet as public freakouts.
I do not have to show my Walmart receipt and I am recording for my own protection.

Do not touch my phone you have physically assaulted Me by touching my property.

Hello I need a officer at **** **** ave. I have a irated customer that refuses to leave and now is trespassing on private property.

Stop phone badgering in my place of business.
by Red Android July 20, 2018
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Phone time in bed

After an exhausting day, When you get your well deserved phone time in bed of relaxation before going to sleep. A state of mind
Lars had an awful day, but at least there’s still phone time in bed!
by Room112 December 5, 2023
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Phone-Blowie

When you and your significant other are unable to do the 'deed' in person, one partner will use and object to simulation a BJ over the phone. The other partner will please themselves and blow their load while listening and/or watching on the phone.
1. Hey babe, want me to give you a passionate phone-blowie tonight?

2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
by Real Don August 9, 2022
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Cell phone bombing

When you call someone and the only thing you say before hanging up is something you know will irritate them severely.
An example of cell phone bombing is calling up a friend who is deathly afraid of spiders and yelling "SPIDERS! SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE!!!" and promptly hanging up.

I cell phone bombed my brother, who is very OCD in his dislike for odd numbers, by calling, saying "I see sevens," and hanging up.
by Q-Swagg January 15, 2013
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Phone-ist

Phone-ist Refers To The Use Of Being Prejudiced Against A Certain Type Of Phone Brand
Speaker 1 "Haha You Have A Samsung. What A Loser. You Know Iphones Are A Million Times Better.:

Speaker 2 "Are You Being Phone-ist Right now?"
by Zain Robinson July 19, 2024
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Phone

What a fucking retard you are if you are asking your phone that... :)
What a PHONE
by higytuhyuyf June 16, 2019
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