punk

Punk is a smoldering stick, used to light fuses on fireworks. They are made out of bamboo and a brown substance usually compressed sawdust. Punks often resemble sticks of incense.

Light my punk, it’s the 4th of July!

by bas1563 July 3, 2024

Punk Derangement Syndrome

Punk Derangement Syndrome (PDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of CM Punk to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason."

Whenever we talk about wrestling, Matt always says how much he despises CM Punk. He definitely has Punk Derangement Syndrome.

by GucciGotch August 1, 2024

Fart Punk

A sub-genre of garage rock characterized by the same amount of effort, polish, and talent required to produce a fart. Often lo-fi, obnoxious, and proudly unrefined, fart punk embraces sloppiness, absurd lyrics, and chaotic energy. It's the sonic equivalent of kicking over a trash can and calling it art—with a beat.

"Bro, did you hear that new band Dumpster Baby Explosion? Total fart punk. It sounds like they recorded it in a bathroom on a flip phone."

"Man, Tyler keeps recommending me these shitty fart punk bands like Rotten Nachos and Bleach Church—I swear he's trolling me at this point."

by Mr. Hetried May 28, 2025

Punk Ass Bitch

Often referring to a person named Carlos Banguera.

Damn look at this punk ass bitch

by SlayKing69420 June 8, 2025

fuck ass punk

a punk who is so fuck assy you just want to punch them in their face.

“dude did you see john?”
yes i hate him. i just want to punch him in the face he’s such a fuck ass punk

by 444faye July 6, 2023

Punk-Munk

A Poor driver.

What a Punk-Munk! Why can't you use you're blinker!?

by King Adrian II August 20, 2023

Punk ass bitch

A manipulative person with a mean spirit. Uses others to his advantage—high sense of self. Often acts Dramatic.

A.k.A Tim kresko.

You only live once, life is too short to be a punk ass bitch.

If you ever have to choose between eating dog shit or being a Tim Kresko, eat dog shit.

by Fwitme1time August 24, 2023