jam-flake

A musician who agrees to play music with but never shows up.

I can't believe he didn'tshow up to play music, I think we got "jam-flaked !"

by ☆GENDA☆ September 22, 2016

Log jam

When a turd or poop get 'jammed' in the toilet sideways and refuses to get flushed. Like a log jam in a river causing a blockage.

We have a 'Log jam' in the guest toilet. Time to break out the poop knife.

by K lite April 26, 2020

Jam

To Play a video game

"Ill jam later"

by Spac3bacon March 10, 2023

My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.

Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.

by pepsimango July 21, 2024

Jam planning

The term "jam planning" means to be or the victim of what can only be described as opening another's ass and putting jam in said ass

I cant wait to jam planning you with my thick hands and my smuckers

by Convictedfelon101 April 11, 2022

Don’t Salt My Jam

A playful way of saying “Don’t negatively impact something I enjoy”
I.E: Don’t ruin my vibe/ don’t burst my bubble

You’re having a good time, but your friend is unhappy because they’re not having as good a time as you. “Hey man, don’t salt my jam!”

by morallymorbid April 5, 2025

Jam

A German racist insufferable Fujoshi that still believes in aoe

Dude did you see what Jam drew for garctic phone? Why aren't they fucking banned yet??

by Satalballs December 4, 2023