tug-nuts

Little balls of shite that stick to the hairs of the arse,and dry out, hanging like little nuts on a tree.

I'll be a little late tonight dear, i've got to scrape me tug-nuts off before i put some clean skidders on.

by Mishap. September 5, 2008

No Nut November

No Nut November is where people separate the men from the boys. A male must NOT ejaculate from his penis for the entire month of November.

Jack: "Yo are you participating in No Nut November this year?"
LaMarcus: "Yeah man I won't bust a nut this whole month!"

by xohn6 November 2, 2019

Nut Brother

Brothers who have the same father, but different mothers. Can also be used loosely even if people are genetically unrelated, similar to "brother from another mother" but without sounding like a moron.

What's up my brother from another mother?

Dude you're white and from Mission Viejo, CA. You sound like a moron. Call me your Nut Brother instead.

by Bee-rant September 17, 2010

Deez nuts

A commonly eaten food in America

Deez nuts are amazing

by Brown hair July 26, 2015

queef nut

when a girl farts out her vagina and a nut comes out

WHOAAA that girl had a queef nut.

by mowill23 May 17, 2009

Nut Smoothie

You first jizz in someones mouth then tea bag them and have them swirl around your testicles with their tongue while the jizz is still in their mouth.

I give such good Nut Smoothies that my friends are always coming up to me like 'Bro, I love yo Nut Smoothies they taste so good. Let me get one right now'.

by Jack & Alex November 6, 2010

shrimp nuts

A weak, stupid male. A moron. Someone so dumb and lacking in strength that one would have to assume they had tiny little testicles if any at all.

"Hey, shrimp nuts, can't you lift that by yourself?"

by Bob "Fucking" Martin February 8, 2015