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The Nipple Gripple 3000

A machine that grips the nips, the 3000th edition of this fine technology.
by Neverhood84679237 May 16, 2022
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Satellite nipples

She had those huge satellite nipples
by 4710Nick June 6, 2018
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Thermo Nipples

Another term for goose bumps. When it’s really cold out and you get an arm full of thermo nipples.
“Oh it’s so cold out today, I have so many thermo nipples on my arm”
by RobtimusPrime June 24, 2021
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The Nipple Newton

A sexual act that only scientists perform. The Nipple Newton is an act in which one scientist uses a clamp on another scientists nipples in order to create a climax. The Term " Newton " is adds to the scientific meaning of the sexual act and therefore, this is why it is called " The Nipple Newton ".
Right Mr Beteley, time for " The Nipple Newton ". Hold on to your horses!
by Greacy Grace the Third November 28, 2018
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Foot Nipples

I could not resist worshipping her foot nipples.
by ApricotFields June 27, 2025
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Nipple Jerk

When u surgically plant ur penis in some nipples and jizz out of your nipple and feed your “father milk” to the kids.
Hey why is the father milk sour today? Because he nipple jerked on his kids.
by anonymous August 1, 2021
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crippling nippling

This term is most commonly used to describe someone who has crippled to the...
Person 1: "Ugh! I just got a 45% on the test"
Person 2: "That sux!"
Person 1: "I feel like crippling nippling"
by Goingthroughmyfearlessera December 16, 2021
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