A particularly grouchy and sexist incel who calls women slurs and uses arguments that could be classified as "muh canthal tilt" or just plain Insane Troll Logic, all because they can't get girls.
The guy was slinging the B-word as soon as I didn't instantly accept his offer, he's such a moid! Nothing but drama and asking people out!
by PLMMJ December 5, 2023
Get the Moid mug.Creepier alternative to "Wet Signature," used to designate an ink signature vs. a digital or e-signature.
I gotta go downtown, the bank says it needs a moist signature on my loan application.
Can I email that to you or do you need a moist signature?
Can I email that to you or do you need a moist signature?
by JonCoinedIt December 9, 2023
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by LilPissy February 17, 2024
Get the moim mug.A derogatory (UK slang) word used to describe someone who behaves in a ‘lame’ or cowardly way, usually among males.
Post 2011: “you’re wet”
Pre-2011: “you’re/that’s moist”
“Why you hanging out with him? He’s moist”
“You’re bare moist”
“ I don’t chat to them… they’re too moist for man”
“He didn’t say nothing back… moist bre”
Pre-2011: “you’re/that’s moist”
“Why you hanging out with him? He’s moist”
“You’re bare moist”
“ I don’t chat to them… they’re too moist for man”
“He didn’t say nothing back… moist bre”
by Kim2k9 February 18, 2024
Get the Moist mug.moitrakshi is a girl full of love, they got majestic and captivating eyes and a pretty face. they are good artists with god gifted qualities. they are hard working and good in academics & their respective work field. you're lucky if they are your friend because they are extremely loyal and put a lot of efforts in making you happy. they are loved by everyone. they are bold and fierce but once you get to know them they are the sweetest and most talkative person.
by aurora snowflake March 22, 2024
Get the moitrakshi mug.When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.
Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible
Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
Get the Moist bridge collapse mug.You and a friend partake in jizzing in a bucket load after load for a month. You then set up a booby trap for someone where you then dump the bucket on your vitcim. you take turns now on your sticky victim and or friend finishing on him possibly even going for a sploodge monster on him. Then stick him on a wall and let it crust to end it off.
Owen: man i really wanna pull a moist jerry on jerry himself.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
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