Mexican Day Care

A term used to describe when the popular mexican stereotype; 2 parents, 3-5 kids, comes true. It's very annoying since the parents barely give a fuck what their kids do. Usually the worst at Wal-Mart or inside resturants like Subway. The main reason it is known as "Mexican Daycare" is the large amount of kids you'd expect on a slow day at a daycare clinic.

James: Holy shit i'm so pissed!!!

Walter: What happened dude?

James: There was a freaking Mexican Day Care at Subway again and I could barely hear the clerk over the: "WAAAAA QUE PASO MARIMBA ARIBAA!!!."

by Im not a bigot May 25, 2010

mexitan

a tan so deep a white person now looks mexican.

person 1: hey, nice mexitan!
person 2: thanks, i spent all summer by the pool.

by emily.ann August 17, 2010

Mexican Bath House

Noun: A long row of porta-johns on the side of the road near a city construction site commenly frequented by immigrant workers. Also used during high noon when the fumes are at their strongest.

Hey did you see that long row of workers waiting in line for the Mexican Bath House? I bet it smelled like death down wind of it.

by aaslt black hat March 18, 2011

mexican

A person who has an extremely respect for his country and traditions. In the U.S.A. mexicans are an extremely important minority.

A: Jose is an excellent person, loves his family and respects anyone.
B: Of course!, we are mexicans!!

by Juan Mex August 10, 2005

Mexican heartburn

A hot and firey rash on the keister, caused by eating hot sauce or hot peppers.

After eating a delicious meal at El Pollo Borracho, Margaret got a Mexican heartburn. "It was worth it," she said.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 3, 2005

Mexican Bean Dip

when you shit in a Mexican girls mouth and you dip your balls in there mouth. It has to be explosive diarrea.

Angie took the Dr.'s shit in her mouth then he dipped those big saggy balls into her mouth until it was consistant enough Mexican Bean Dip to be used for chips and tortilla during the Super Bowl or any other big sporting event.

by Mike's Nail January 13, 2008

Mexican people

Most people think of mexican people as poor but let me tell you mi amigo mexican people are the richest race in the world, I mean how else where they able to jump the border and keep hidden from the police? Exactly you don't know because you aren't as rich as them. Next time a mexican assaults you with a chancla you should feel blessed they'll also make you some tacos and give you tequila because they don't like it when you run away from the assault or fight back so they MUST fatten you up first so remember mi frends next time an illegal immigrant tries to take your money thank them because they don't need your money but they're still giving you their time and you should really be thankful

Example:
Mexican people: hola mi fren do you mind if I assault you with mi chancla? :D

Whiteperson: HOLY MOLY GUACAMOLE

Mexican person: Don't worry I give you taco first :D

by Mexican person January 30, 2019